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401(k) & Naptime, Please
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401(k) & Naptime, Please

Wear the subtext.
✦ Printed & shipped in the USA · 30-day returns
$23.99 · FREE U.S. SHIPPING OVER $19
Color Natural
RELAXED UNISEX FIT — heavyweight, true to size with a roomy cut. Chest, laid flat: S 18″ · M 20″ · L 22″ · XL 24″ · 2XL 26″. Want it fitted? Size down one.
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Best forGiftingEveryday wear
Built to last
Fabric detail
Why it holds up

Heavyweight cotton

100% cotton, pre-shrunk — real weight, not see-through.

Won't crack or fade

Pro print process — holds up wash after wash.

Designed in-house

Original NullMade wit. Never a clip-art dump.

Ships from the US

Made to order, dispatched stateside.

Gift-ready

Lands the joke without trying too hard.

Quietly clever

For the people who notice the small things.

The bit

Every NullMade piece is one clean idea — no five-word pileups, no trying too hard. Just a line that lands for the people who notice. And it's printed properly, so it survives the laundry, not only the gift-opening.

NullMade vs. fast-fashion merch
NullMadeTypical merch
Heavyweight, opaque cotton
Soft print that won't crack
Dry humour that lands once
Printed & shipped from the USA
Stiff vinyl that peels off
Tries way too hard
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Who makes this

NullMade is one person — me. I started it after deciding to stop coasting and put real focus into something of my own. Quietly clever merch for people who notice the small things — every design drawn in-house and printed to actually last. The goal's simple: a shop where anyone, any age, can find something worth keeping or gifting. I'm building it properly, and I'm not going anywhere.

— Allen, founder
The promise

Free US shipping

On orders over $19. Flat $5.99 under that.

Made fast, tracked

Printed on demand in the US — tracking emailed automatically.

30-day returns

Wrong, damaged, or just not it — we make it right. No drama.

Questions
Will it fit?

It's a relaxed, heavyweight unisex fit — true to size with a roomy, boxy cut (not slim). Chest width laid flat: S 18", M 20", L 22", XL 24", 2XL 26", 3XL 28". If you want a more fitted look, order one size down. Full chart's in the listing photos.

When does it arrive?

Made to order and printed in the US — a few business days to print, then standard shipping. Tracking lands in your inbox.

How do I care for it?

Wash cold, inside out, tumble dry low. The print won't crack or peel.

What if something's wrong?

30 days. Wrong item, damaged, lost, or just not it — email us and we'll sort it.

Is it a good gift?

That's the whole idea. Dry, specific, and it looks considered — not grabbed at checkout.

Pairs with
Not Napping. Just Horizontal Thinking.
Not Clumsy. Just Gravity's Favorite.
Not Weird. Just Limited Edition.
Not Short. Just Concentrated.